There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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