like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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