I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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