and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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