I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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