What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
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One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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