I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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