You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
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Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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