but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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