It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You are a genius and a whore.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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