I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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