She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
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