I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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