i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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