The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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