I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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