This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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