The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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