It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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