i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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