16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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