I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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