Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Randomize
