just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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