shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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