I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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