Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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