Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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