you're like a bully in the Christmas story
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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