You're my little dorito
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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