So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Dignity is for republicans.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
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I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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