the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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