You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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