Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Me too!
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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