let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
