Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I am available for nakedness
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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