So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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