What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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