erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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