I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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