How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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