I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My penis needs a shock collar
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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