are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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