God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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