The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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