so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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