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love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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