my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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