Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Randomize
