guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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