Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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