Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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