i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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I need you to use more vowels.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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